Sorry boys, this dog’s a girl’s best friend!

When one door closes, another one opens – or so the saying goes. Well the protagonist has lost her dog Alfie, and she’s met a strange (yet oddly familiar) man while looking for him.

Although she feels truly at home in the man’s warm, fuzzy embrace, she begins to suspect that he might know more about her dog’s disappearance than he initially let on.

Who’s a good boy? You’ll have to read on to find out.

For Christmas (2021), I wanted to make my aunt a published author.

Inspired by Paperback Paradise, I thought it’d be funny to do a parody of those Mills and Boon-style vintage romance books.

Do I hate what the Fiverr ghost-writer produced? Yes. Was it funny though? Yes. Will I upload it so you can leaf through it? Fine. But I’ve got to warn you – this is not suitable for children. It’s fucking gross.